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Halloween Costume Idea #2

February 27, 2007

Costume title: Little Black Book

Items Needed: black shirt, black pants, black shoes, pieces of paper-any size, duct tape, pen.

Assembly: Wear shirt, pants, shoes like any normal human. affix pieces of paper to shirt and pants in scattered fashion. take a longer ~3ft piece of duct tape and affix the pen to one end. Fold the rest of the duct tape together to make a ‘rope’ leaving one foot at the end that is unfolded. Take the remaining foot and affix it over one shoulder. this should leave you with a pen hanging off of you like any freshman dorm dry erase board and various pieces of paper.

Mode of operation: Go around a party and find the sex you desire (opposite or same) and ask for phone numbers for your ‘little black book’

Unce Unce Unce

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Halloween Costume Idea #1

February 26, 2007

What should i be for halloween this year?

Halloween Costume Idea #1:

a lamp.
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get a lampshade and wrap yourself in tinfoil and hang a crappy necklace from the shade like a pull string.

Added bonus: you can walk around all night saying “I’ve got an idea!” and pull the string.

Extra points if you can rig it up to get a lightbulb to actually light up.

2.22.07

February 22, 2007

This is disgusting.

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