Items Needed: black shirt, black pants, black shoes, pieces of paper-any size, duct tape, pen.

Assembly: Wear shirt, pants, shoes like any normal human. affix pieces of paper to shirt and pants in scattered fashion. take a longer ~3ft piece of duct tape and affix the pen to one end. Fold the rest of the duct tape together to make a ‘rope’ leaving one foot at the end that is unfolded. Take the remaining foot and affix it over one shoulder. this should leave you with a pen hanging off of you like any freshman dorm dry erase board and various pieces of paper.

Mode of operation: Go around a party and find the sex you desire (opposite or same) and ask for phone numbers for your ‘little black book’

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Halloween Costume Idea #1:

a lamp.

get a lampshade and wrap yourself in tinfoil and hang a crappy necklace from the shade like a pull string.

Added bonus: you can walk around all night saying “I’ve got an idea!” and pull the string.

Extra points if you can rig it up to get a lightbulb to actually light up.